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The following program contains strong
language and adult humor.

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Rom and I are back.

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Ready to throw ourselves into the most
weird, bad guy, and

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wonderful world.

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Together.

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We're going on a journey of discovery.

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Is that your card? Yeah. Right there,
the three of clubs.

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To find out what we like. It's Angie.

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Angie!

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And what we don't. Oh, Jesus.

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Don't look down.

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Can I have a food bag, please?

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Oh, God.

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This week... Those will be your magic
wines.

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We're on a mission to become magicians.
You know that you can see the top of

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your cubic bush, don't you?

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We head to Las Vegas to meet two of the
world's greatest.

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Good evening!

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We are Penn and Teller!

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Try our hand at street magic on the
Vegas Strip. What's the film? Star Wars.

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Thank you. Thanks, guys.

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And perform the encore at Penn and
Teller's show. Here is Rob and Ramesh

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Liftoff to Love!

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My name is easy. Yeah, this is true.

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Keeping your attention is what I'm going
to do.

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Hardcore. You all can never be soft.

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Acting like my deaf and they say the boy
goes off.

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Here we are, Vegas. Are you excited?

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I think this car's a bad idea.

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The thing is, in the UK, you can't drive
around in a fancy car if everyone

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thinks you're a knob. Here, look at
those legends.

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America appreciates success.

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Cutler Supreme 703.

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Look how cool those guys are.

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Cheers, mate.

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Cutlass Supreme, 73.

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Stuff like that. He didn't ask.

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Well, I told him.

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We were en route to the Rio Hotel to
meet the legendary Penn and Teller. But

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first, I wanted to give Rom a little
tour of Vegas.

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Welcome to Vegas, the side.

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You seen the other side?

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Yeah, I can see it. Do you want to pull
over and take a photo?

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No. I'll find someone to park. Sure. No,
no, no. Don't you want to get out?

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They're queuing up. They're queuing up!

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Cutlass, 73.

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What are we getting in this trip, Rob?
Would you have a stag do it, Vegas?

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I've been on one in Vegas. How was it?
When you ever go to Vegas on a stag,

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there's one bloke that after the trip
goes completely silent, and he's on the

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phone to his wife quite a lot.

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Part of the trip was the strip club. We
all went in.

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Rob's enforced tour was over, and now we
could concentrate on the task at hand,

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becoming magicians.

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Penn and Teller are heavyweights in the
world of magic.

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Their unique mix of comedy and jaw
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audiences for over 45 years.

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I think you can do a little better,
Teller, all the way.

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Woo!

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Woman sawn into halves right there.
That's Georgie right there.

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How many of you, during all of that, saw
sneak the gorilla into the cage?

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How many of you saw that? Because
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Pen does the talking, and Teller prefers
to let the magic speak for itself.

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Or, to put it another way, he doesn't
say a word. We were meeting them at the

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Rio Hotel, where they've been headliners
for over two decades.

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And the 300 -foot billboard outside was
just another reminder of how famous they

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are. It's quite overwhelming, actually,
because they're megastars.

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They've been here for 20 years. They've
been in The Simpsons. They've been in

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Friends. Anything you can do in show
business, they've done.

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And now we're here to ruin it. Thank you
so much for even agreeing to meet us,

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man. This is amazing. We're so excited.
Yeah, we're so excited to meet you.

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Thanks for coming out. How did you first
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you in love with it? Well, I tell her.

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He got a Howdy Doody Magic set when he
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He had a Magic set, yeah.

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And fell in love with it. I actually
really disliked Magic, intently.

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And it wasn't until I met Teller, and
Teller said that Magic could be more

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a greasy guy in a tux with a lot of
birds to add rip -offs, small dick,

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boy, Motown music.

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When I thought it could be more than
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essentially intellectual. You loved
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like you. That sort of illusionist stuff
of all the sequins and the... It does

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my head in. Oh, yeah, it's horrible.

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So you very kindly let us...

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Do your encore.

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Yeah, the Friday night show.

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We finish our show and we say to people,
now we've got these guys coming out.

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They've got one of the hardest tricks
we've ever done. Pardon? That we no

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do. What are we doing? And they're going
to come out and do that trick. So

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please welcome Robin Ramesh with Lift
Off to Love. So you're saying that just

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build it up, right? The hardest.

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How hard is the trick?

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It's a hard trick. We'll start teaching
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work up to a big illusion, the encore of
our show.

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Let's go. Let's go. I'm excited.

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We were already in too deep, but Penn
and Teller were going to break this in

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gently with one of the most famous magic
tricks of all, the cups and balls.

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Here's the way it's done. We take the
ball, we place it in our hand, we vanish

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it, and it appears underneath the cup.
That's the way it's done all over the

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world. We take the ball, we place it in
our hand, we vanish it, and it appears

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underneath the cup. Here's a little
variation Teller came up with. He takes

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ball, shows it underneath the cup, and
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Underneath the cup.

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Now, for the second half, we take that
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Take the two side balls, put them
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the center cup.

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There's three balls right over here. Do
a little bit of juggling, and then a

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giant ball appears in the center cup.

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One more on either side. And, of course,
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baseball.

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Unbelievable. It's amazing to watch, but
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you're watching it go, and these tricks
look really impossible, and then you

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also know that you're going to have to
do one of their tricks as part of their

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encore. So the more impressive they are,
the more shit fills my pants.

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Well, we're going to teach you the move
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magic trick in this, the French drop.
Cool.

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Our first lesson was a sleight of hand
illusion that required precision to get

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right. So Rob was already in trouble.

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Take it and hold it in your hand like
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Okay? And then just place it in the
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That's all you're going to do. Don't do
anything sneaky.

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Just place it in the other hand. I think
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Pretty sneaky.

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Yeah, you're pulling your hand away like
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Okay. Put it in your hand. The idea is,
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passing the foil ball to the other hand,
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holding it here.

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Yep. And you're going to put it there.

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Yeah, you're still going.

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Oh, okay. What Rob was doing was keeping
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surprised that he'd done it.

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Right.

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It was one step below going, sit in that
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It was unbelievable.

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He couldn't have telegraphed it more.

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Watch the ball. Okay, I'll watch the
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You look right up at it. You don't have
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Watch the ball the whole time. Sorry,
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He would go like that and go...

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Now, you're going to put the thumb under
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to drop it. You've got to close your
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Otherwise, they'll see that it's not
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Pay attention.

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I think it's a bit unfair that Gromash
has been taught by someone that spoke.

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That was much better.

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That was much better, okay. Whereas I
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facial moves.

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Yeah.

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You want to watch the ball.

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I'm not, you know, I'm not in education,
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have to speak to your students.

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Otherwise, it's hard, isn't it?

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Imagine that, if you're doing any, like,
imagine maths.

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I'm trying to watch the proper, I'm also
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speak.

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It's really hard when people are
watching, isn't it?

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Yeah. That's why a lot of people do
magic in the dark with no audience.

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Here we go.

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He's really good at magic on his own in
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Was that good? No.

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Rob's lack of ability was clearly
worrying, Penn.

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So he hit the panic button.

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For some of this, let's let Teller talk.
He's a better teacher than I am. And

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then we'll just edit that out, okay?

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That's how badly it went.

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Somebody who has never spoken on camera
broke his vow of silence because he was

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dealing with such an idiot.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, you're supposed to keep it in that
hand and not look shocked.

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Teller had to say those words to him.

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Teller. Silent Teller had to say that.
And after some pretty intensive

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we were about to find out if Teller's
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The French drop seemed like a lost
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But Penn had come prepared with a card
trick perfect for beginners.

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What I want you to do is just name a
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7. 7.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Look at that card,
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okay? And then put it back on the deck.

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We're going to turn our back and look at
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

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Look at that seventh card. Yeah.

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Memorize it. Yeah. Put it back together.
Put the deck back together. And now

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Teller will find that card
sympathetically.

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And is that your card? Yes. The three of
clubs.

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Right there, the three of clubs.

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Amazing. I'm going to teach you how to
do that. Okay. That's called a card

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force. Right. Once you force the card,
any punchline you want. You could have

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the three of clubs tattooed in your arm.

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You could have the three of clubs stuck
in your pants.

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Penn guided me through the trick. Find
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got to do is put it on top of the deck.
And when he broke it down... Have me

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pick a number.

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Pick a number between one and ten.

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It actually seemed pretty simple.

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I think Romesh is doing quite well, but
there's nothing worse when you're

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learning something in front of someone
who's getting it quicker than you. I was

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so panicked, because he got it so
quickly, and I was still just going,

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we doing?

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So now, Rob, you know how to do the
force.

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Do it for Teller.

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Yeah, no, I actually, can I say
something? I understand what's going on

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but I didn't crock how you did it. How
do you do that again?

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Tell her, name a number.

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Name a number.

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That's it, okay?

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What are you going to do?

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What's that?

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One of the problems that Rob Beckett
has, one of the numerous problems that

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Beckett has, is he has the attention
span of an ADHD goldfish.

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Show them what you do.

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Count down six. Okay, one, two, three,
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Five. Six. Tell them to look at that
card.

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Tell them to look at that card. I don't
know what's going on. Why am I so shit

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at this? We were sat with two of the
greatest magicians of a generation.

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And Rob was unable to follow a simple
sequence of instructions.

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Yeah, and then look at this card.

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And tell me what it is, okay? No, don't
tell him what it is. Keep it to

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yourself. Keep it to yourself. If he
looks at the card and tells you what it

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there's no trick.

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Come down here and tell me. It's the
nine of hearts, Rob.

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It was hard to imagine how our lesson
could have gone worse for Rob.

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He'd been walked through two tricks and
failed them both spectacularly.

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And the icing on the cake, he forced
Silent Teller to break his silence for

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absolutely nothing.

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What I've learned is, I'm not... Going
to be able to do magic.

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Thank you so much. Thanks so much.

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Friday night, you're the encore. Hey, I
can hit drama.

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I'm Debbie McGee.

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Any last tips to sort of, um, to help us
on our way? Uh, practice.

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Sure.

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Thank you. Okay. All right, cheers.

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We're fucked.

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They'll be okay, don't you think?

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They'll be okay.

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Yeah, maybe.

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in Las Vegas trying to become magicians.

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We met the incredible Penn and Teller,
who have attempted to teach us some

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tricks.

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Unfortunately,

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Rob had been so bad that they were
sending us to magic school.

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And if we needed more proof that his
Cutler Supreme was a mistake, we were

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to have to cross Las Vegas in rush hour
traffic with no air conditioning.

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We're doing magic.

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Yes. Oh, my God.

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Out of the lorry.

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All the cars are so loud.

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I can't see behind me.

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We can't do chat. This is the first one
where we're not able to do chat in the

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car.

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Fortunately, we were heading to the
quiet Las Vegas suburbs.

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And once we were out at the Cutlass, we
could actually have a conversation

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again.

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How into magic would you describe
yourself as being currently at this

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Probably as far away from liking it as
I've ever been. Okay.

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Is that further away than when you
started?

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Yeah, because actually, before it was an
unknown quantity, but now it's known.

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I feel like I connected with Penn,
because he said he didn't like all the

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illusionist stuff. Yeah, but then he
devoted his life to it, so...

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I'm not willing to do that. No. I don't
even want to devote my life to comedy.

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No. I'm quite into... If I had to devote
my life to something, it would be

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holidays. Yeah.

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Penn and Teller. Yeah.

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I've organised.

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I'm not saying this shows a lack of
faith.

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Okay. But I've organised for us to go to
a magic school.

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So listen, this is what's going to
happen. Yeah.

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We're going to go in there. Yeah. You're
going to learn some magic.

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You're going to come out. You're going
to be like the great Beckett Deany or

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whatever. I'm going to fall in love with
it. It's going to be a conversion.

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We were meeting Penn and Teller's old
friend, Jeff McBride, at his home -cum

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school. And by the look of it, we were
in for an interesting day.

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Oh, no, he's doing something at the
door.

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Do I knock?

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Yeah, knock.

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I don't want to knock on the phone.
Yeah, just... Hello.

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Welcome to the magic and mystery school.

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Jeff has been teaching the art of magic
for over 30 years.

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So if he can wake up Rob's inner
magician...

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We might as well book the next flight
home. Amazing.

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And this is our patron god. This is
Mercury, the god of magic. And you're

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to be initiated into the world of magic.
Take your seats, gentlemen.

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It was a strange start.

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Jeff's house was like a magical museum.

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And we're about to be given the full
Harry Potter treatment.

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Those will be your magic wands. And with
a wave of that magic wand, we are going

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to go on a magical mystery tour where
you will learn the secret to the word

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abracadabra, which is not a nonsense
word. Are you ready to go on your

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initiation? Yeah. All right, let's go.

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Just a bit, uh, a bit, um, kooky.

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And I always think it's weird when you
just call your house a school.

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So I've been homeschooled by a six -year
-old magician.

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This is the word.

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Abracadabra, which is an actual magical
formula. Okay. Go ahead.

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Abracadabra. Translated.

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Go on, go on.

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Translated as I create.

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And abracadabra actually means I create
as I speak. So the magic wand helps you

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focus your energy. So step right up here
and put the magic wand about six inches

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away, both of you, and say abracadabra.

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Abracadabra. Oh, I don't like that.

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It's like Indiana Jones.

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Wow. And welcome to the magic and
mystery school. That's great. That's

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vulnerable.

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We'd made it to Jeff's inner sanctum,
but his tour had only really just begun.

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Who is the person that loves movie
memorabilia the most?

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We've never had that conversation.

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I don't know. I've got a few bits of
movie memorabilia.

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You'll like this. This is one of my most
precious here.

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Yeah. This is Ride of Chucky. This one
particularly is signed by the artist,

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that's why we keep it in the safe. You
can see it's signed by the artist.

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It's horrible. She gets a little feisty
with strangers.

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Oh, Jeff.

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Ready to settle down to the mansion? I
feel like I'm the stag.

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I was relieved Jeff's kooky tour was
finished.

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And now we were going to settle down and
actually learn some magic.

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Cards originated in China because that's
where they invented paper. And they

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were taken all over Northern Europe in
the 1400s. And the cards were used for

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fortune telling, but they were also used
for gambling. And then magicians came

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up with exquisite mysteries to be able
to perform with the playing cards. And

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today we'll be starting more.

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Come on. Yes.

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Your initiation.

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Where are they coming from? And I'm
going to just roll up the sleeve here a

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little bit and produce a couple of more
here and a couple of more here.

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Oh, my God. And by the time you leave
here, my friends, you will be masters of

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the esoteric art and be able to do magic
just

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like that. No wonder you're giving away
stuff. You produce it. That's right.

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Rob, I'm going to teach you how to read
Romesh's mind, but you have to stay

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here. You're going to do some studying.

329
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Oh, okay.

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You're going to do some studying. I have
a book for you to read. So I'm going to

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learn to read your mind? It's just like
a party.

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Okay, I want you to read this cover to
cover while I'm in the other room

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teaching Rob how to read your mind.
Let's get to work.

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Have fun.

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I didn't feel great about Rob being
given access to my mind, and I felt even

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worse. About it all going on in secret.

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00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:13,070
We've only just met, Jack. That's all I
know.

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Rob's tied up with a ball gag in his
mouth right now.

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So, in which case, this has been a
successful day.

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I'll probably read this book for a
little bit and then leave.

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Give it a couple of hours, hit the
strip, and then think about calling the

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police.

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Next door, I was showing some natural
talent at mind reading, a .k .a.

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mentalism. And with Jeff's guidance...
Step back. You really, really sent it to

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me. It didn't take long before I was
ready to hit wrong with it. Okay.

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I'm going to read your mind, okay? Okay.
So I'm going to show you this, right?

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In it, loads of films.

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Godfather, Forrest Gump, Stephen Robb,
Ryan Jaws, loads of Toy Story, Fight

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Club, Backstreet Diaries, loads of
films. You've seen, you like films,

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seen films.

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Yeah. Okay, right.

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Now, put your left hand out.

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Right hand on top. Now, I want you to
riffle through the pad, okay, with your

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thumb. About halfway through, look down.

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Quick look.

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You got that? You got the film? Yeah.
That's it.

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Right, take that.

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Okay. Think of the film.

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Just in your head, okay?

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Okay.

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Is that coming through?

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Oh, my God.

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This is mad.

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Hang on, hang on, hang on.

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Play the music in your head.

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Okay. Yeah.

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What film?

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Well, you've done a lightsaber and
you've done a picture of Yoda.

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So what film is it?

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Star Wars. Thank you.

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How?

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Yeah.

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How the hell did you do that? It's
inside me and Geoff just released it.

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Yes.

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You can't learn that. I'm a mentalist.

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I've got hidden powers.

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00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,269
Because Geoff pulled me and was like,
look, I think we can do this. Only a

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certain number of people can.

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And I've done it and it's blown Romesh's
mind.

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00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,419
Do you know, genuinely, he pulled me
around the corner and went, he could

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it, and I've got it. He's got it. I'm a
mentor. He pulled you around the corner

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and said he could feel it, and you've
got it. Yeah, he's got it.

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It's weird, because you know what the
cards are? That's like practice. You

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haven't got this, so you ain't.

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I've unlocked a part of my brain I
didn't know I had.

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And I don't know where it's leading me.

387
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:28,380
How did you do that? I didn't know I
could do it, but I can. How did he do

388
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,820
Not everyone can do it. I can.

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He can. He has a gift for it. That's why
he pulled me to one side. You can't.

390
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,400
Well, I need to get representation.

391
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,960
I need to look at new management.

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00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,630
You know, my agent's great, but he's a
comedy guy.

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00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:44,949
I'd like to chat with Darren, see who
he's using, give Blaney a bell, and just

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work out what my new route is into this
world of magic.

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00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:51,549
But the great thing is now, whenever I
do have a meeting with an agent, I know

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what they're thinking.

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And it's great for negotiations.

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They're like, we want to have, what, 15
%?

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12 and a half. Nice try.

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I haven't said anything. You were
thinking it.

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I needed something special to trump Rob.

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00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:06,130
But by the time it came to my magical
demo...

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i wasn't feeling confident like that's
your hand this is the world's

404
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:17,169
smallest deck of cards here he's going
to take that take that put it in your

405
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:21,389
mouth look at his mouth oh

406
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:28,349
wow yeah huh yeah yeah good right he's
getting ahead of you

407
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:32,069
with the cards a little bit yeah he's
got this point of hand thing going yeah

408
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:36,559
little bit yeah yeah maybe a couple more
lessons yeah I wasn't convinced extra

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lessons of my card bomb trick would
help, but Jeff seemed confident that we

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learned enough.

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00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:46,139
Right on, Jed. Just set the door on the
way out. The important thing to know is

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that a magician isn't made in a day. It
really takes a lifetime.

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00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,700
However, you guys are way ahead of the
game because you're kind of a comedy

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and you have that improv timing and that
repartee.

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00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,200
Again, there are no graduates from the
school, but you have the tools.

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00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:01,700
You got the sleight of hand.

417
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,400
You're mental.

418
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:07,299
And you're going to have to go practice
what you've learned. Thank you. We'll do

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00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,219
you proud. All right.

420
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,099
Cheers, mate.

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Take care. Thank you. Bye -bye.

422
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Another success story.

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It's hot, isn't it?

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Our

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magical

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journey was well on its way.

427
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:36,109
Abracadabra! We've learned some tricks
at Jeff McBride's magic school. This is

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mad. Yeah.

429
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:41,489
And now Penn and Teller wanted us to
test out what we'd learned. So this

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evening, they'd arranged for us to hit
the Vegas Strip to perform street magic.

431
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:50,730
Big -time magicians like Dynamo famously
leave street crowds stunned.

432
00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,970
And now it was our turn.

433
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:01,550
Um...

434
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,980
Have we made a mistake with these?

435
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,400
Um... The outfits, I mean.

436
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,760
Yeah, I'm not sure.

437
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,760
We look like we're in the over 30s of X
Factor.

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00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:16,220
Matt Cardle and Andy Abraham.

439
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:19,259
We just thought we'd put on one more
tour to give it another go. We feel like

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people like us.

441
00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:21,480
Is this what magicians wear?

442
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,840
Huh?

443
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160
I don't know.

444
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,100
OK, all right, well, look, I'll tell you
what.

445
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,140
You pitch up over there, I'll pitch up
over there.

446
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,840
Hopefully we don't get the shit kicked
out of us. All right, see you in a bit,

447
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,180
mate. See you in a bit.

448
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:37,999
Ron wasn't sounding too confident, but
my mentalism was on point, even if my

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outfit wasn't.

450
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,180
Jeff's unlocked me.

451
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,940
He's the scout leader, and he's put his
badges on me.

452
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,420
I've got all the tricks in the book
right now. I can read minds.

453
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:51,120
Don't let me go to work. But
unfortunately, every mind I read is Star

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Unless someone else gets me another
notebook.

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00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:58,500
We decided we'd take on Las Vegas after
dark, because the drunker people were,

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the less likely they'd notice we were
just two -bit magicians.

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00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:05,850
Star Wars.

458
00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:09,909
So, mentalism wasn't bulletproof, but I
weren't going to let that stop me from

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blowing some American minds.

460
00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,310
What's up? What's your name?

461
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:16,750
G. G? Love it. We on TV.

462
00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:18,070
Big time.

463
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:21,509
Anything you want to say to anyone while
you're on telly? Oh, yeah, we're going

464
00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:22,510
on, my dudes.

465
00:24:22,550 --> 00:24:23,489
I love you.

466
00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:26,190
Shout out to the gang. Free the homies.
Free the gang.

467
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:27,810
Perfect. Okay.

468
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,570
Right. Now, tell her.

469
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:32,500
Loads of films written in this book.
Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Jaws,

470
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:33,780
Toy Story, Fight Club.

471
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,100
Now, put your left hand out, put your
right hand on top.

472
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,819
Now look at me.

473
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:40,100
Thumb through the pages, but look at me,
because you've got to read your mind,

474
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,260
okay? Thumb through the pages and have a
quick look at a film.

475
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,540
Back at me.

476
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:44,359
Got a film?

477
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,560
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

478
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,979
Just stick with that film, okay? Just
look at me like, I know you're smart, I

479
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,200
know you're enjoying it, but you've got
to concentrate.

480
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:51,860
It's ain't easy.

481
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Tell me the film.

482
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,500
Star Wars.

483
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,920
Star Wars!

484
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500
What are you saying, Jake?

485
00:25:00,660 --> 00:25:02,300
My name's Rob Beckett. Big me up.

486
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,760
Yeah?

487
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,900
Come on!

488
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,080
No, not again. Not again.

489
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,379
We're going to have to wait for the
crowds to tie down before they start

490
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:17,300
again. Further down the strip, I'd found
a busy place to pitch up.

491
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,559
And before my nurse took over, I got
stuck in. Hey, guys, can I show you a

492
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,560
really quick magic trick?

493
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,980
No? Okay.

494
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,040
Have a great night.

495
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,740
Guys, can I show you a really quick
magic trick?

496
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:30,480
No, it's okay, mate. It's totally free?

497
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,499
It's free, mate.

498
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,500
Okay, no worries.

499
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,620
Hey, man, can I show you a really quick
magic trick?

500
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,240
No?

501
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,780
Guys, do you want to see a magic trick?

502
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,400
I don't think.

503
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,340
Are you sure? It's really good. It's
like really good.

504
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,259
Oh, that's okay.

505
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:50,399
Okay. Giving people the option to see a
trick wasn't working, so I had to take

506
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,400
my magic to them.

507
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:52,900
Hey, man.

508
00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:02,270
This is actually starting to become
quite embarrassing.

509
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,150
Hey guys!

510
00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:10,310
But my Gonzo card bomb wasn't going down
well.

511
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,950
Fuck. Hey guys!

512
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:19,530
Just vomited those.

513
00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:24,990
When you sort of work on your magic and
you think, what do you want?

514
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,950
You want someone to be able to look at
you...

515
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,740
Like you've got a problem and then just
walk away with no reaction at all.

516
00:26:29,860 --> 00:26:30,860
That's the ideal.

517
00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:34,160
Up on Mentalist Corner, I was loving
life.

518
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,460
Think of the film.

519
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,120
Okay. Just think of it. I'm thinking.

520
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,620
Yeah. You got it? Yeah.

521
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,020
Right, tell me the film.

522
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,199
Star Wars.

523
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,200
Star Wars.

524
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,960
Yeah. Yeah? You happy with that? Got it.
Who's your favourite magician?

525
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,220
My favourite magician? Rob Beckett. Is
that Rob Beckett?

526
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:55,660
No, Rob Beckett. Rob Beckett. No, Rob
Beckett. Rob Beckett. Thank you.

527
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,900
No, you were our beggar. Yeah, that's
me.

528
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,200
Nice to meet you. No worries.

529
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,880
Down by the fountain of failure, people
were starting to take pity on me.

530
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,419
I want to do a magic trick on us. No, I
want to do a magic trick on you. Have a

531
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:10,419
look at this.

532
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,420
Oh,

533
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,020
shit. Sorry, I fucked it. Hold on.

534
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:14,780
Have a look at this.

535
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,580
What the fuck? I'm sorry.

536
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,280
Have a... Have a look at this.

537
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,520
See?

538
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320
Huh?

539
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,680
Cool. Cool. Thank you. Cheers.

540
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,100
Take care. Bye -bye.

541
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:37,460
My arsehole is completely closed.

542
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:44,639
Word must have been spreading on the
strip because people couldn't get enough

543
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640
my mentalism.

544
00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:47,500
Look at me. Stop laughing.

545
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680
Sell me the pill.

546
00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,100
Don't worry.

547
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
So what?

548
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,020
Thank you. The one person.

549
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,500
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
Yeah. I'm going to do it. Yeah.

550
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760
This is all for now.

551
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:02,400
All right. My turn. My turn. Okay. Let's
do it. Okay.

552
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:04,580
Okay. Let's go.

553
00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:06,080
Got a bit of a crowd.

554
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:09,760
I was in big trouble now. I'm going to
read your mind. What's your name?

555
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,120
Angela.

556
00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,280
Angela. Okay, Angela.

557
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,960
Left hand out so you don't have to flap.

558
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:15,640
Right. You can see that. Loads of films.

559
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:18,000
So, you know, loads of films, okay?

560
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,240
Better flap.

561
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:21,830
Right hand on top, okay?

562
00:28:22,190 --> 00:28:25,629
Use your thumb, go through the page
inside. Stop in the middle. Stop and

563
00:28:25,630 --> 00:28:26,750
look. Okay.

564
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,250
Okay,

565
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:29,550
stop. Just look.

566
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,469
Go on.

567
00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:32,310
Go on. You got a film?

568
00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:34,690
Yeah. Okay, you got a film. Let me take
that. Put it away.

569
00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:38,950
Okay. Look at me. Are you ready to read
to mine?

570
00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:41,490
You're a fake.

571
00:28:41,730 --> 00:28:42,609
Here we go.

572
00:28:42,610 --> 00:28:43,610
That's all I got to say.

573
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:44,830
What? You're a fake.

574
00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:46,970
Okay, wait a second. You'll find out.

575
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,290
All right.

576
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:49,980
Okay, you ready this time?

577
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,420
What are you thinking?

578
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:53,080
Star Wars. Thank you, so on.

579
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,460
The Godfather is what I was really
thinking.

580
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,640
Star Wars is like half the deck.

581
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,040
Yeah, that's it.

582
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:04,820
Good stuff. Right, we need to leave. We
need to leave.

583
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,640
I've been busted, and even though I'd
had fun, the crowd turned.

584
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:10,920
So it's time for me to call it a night.

585
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,680
I was still desperate to try and get a
trick away, and I had one left to try.

586
00:29:18,330 --> 00:29:19,570
The pen and teller card for.

587
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:21,550
Would you like to do a magic trick?

588
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:22,509
All right.

589
00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:26,849
Yeah? Yeah. Okay, great. All I had to do
now was not mess it up. Can you give me

590
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,750
a number between one and ten, please?

591
00:29:30,710 --> 00:29:34,850
Seven. Seven, great. So I'm going to
show you exactly what I want you to do,

592
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:38,469
okay? So you get your hand out there,
and what I want you to do is I want you

593
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:45,429
count to seven, okay? So one, two,
three, four, five, six, and then

594
00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:48,620
seven. You're going to look at the card,
and then you're going to remember it,

595
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:49,740
all right? Of course.

596
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,780
Okay, there you go. Count to seven.

597
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:59,440
One, two, three, four, five, six. Stop.
Look at your card.

598
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,660
Don't show me. I'm not looking.

599
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,740
Put the card down.

600
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,520
Okay. You remember the card.

601
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,280
Don't tell me, though.

602
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,660
Yes. You remember, yeah? Yes.

603
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:10,560
It's a black card, isn't it?

604
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,059
Oh, yeah.

605
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,060
Yeah.

606
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,300
It's a low number.

607
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,560
Oh, fuck. That's an excuse, yes?

608
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:23,579
Do you know what? I can... It's
scratching my head here to... I think

609
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:26,880
Oh, that looks good.

610
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,160
Huh? Yeah. Fuck yeah.

611
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:31,540
Yes, brother.

612
00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:37,200
Yeah, you like that? I'm a magician,
mate. I'm a magician.

613
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,940
Enjoy that, yeah? Cool, nice one. Take
care.

614
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,360
Absolutely snatched it.

615
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:46,130
I've nailed my first trick and it felt
amazing.

616
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:49,830
The card force was definitely the way
forward. I think I know what your card

617
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,890
Tell me if it's this.

618
00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:52,590
Take a look at that.

619
00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:56,130
Is that your card? Yes!

620
00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:57,769
Come on!

621
00:30:57,770 --> 00:30:59,810
Huh? Close out to the camera, yes.

622
00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,070
Which rang an A for magician.

623
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,650
Yes. Yes.

624
00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,150
Smashed it, yeah. Thank you so much.

625
00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:08,490
I was genuinely starting to feel like
Penn and Teller. Is that your card?

626
00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:09,710
Yes!

627
00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,350
Huh?

628
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,960
Thank you. Thanks, guys.

629
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,720
I'm a magician.

630
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800
Huh?

631
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,480
Congratulations. You just did magic.

632
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,160
Take care. You too.

633
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,100
Woo! Check. One, two, one, two.

634
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,060
Gather round. We're about ready to do a
magic show over here.

635
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,020
Oh, for fuck's sake. Right here, folks.

636
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,100
That's right.

637
00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:39,290
We're going to start things off with
just a few little warm -up tricks here.

638
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:40,830
I'm an absolute nightmare.

639
00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:44,370
Trying to do a magic show on the strip
and an actual magician has turned up.

640
00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:46,810
Everyone's safe, I promise.

641
00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,230
Come on in.

642
00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:51,609
There was no way I could compete with
this guy's PA system banging out

643
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,470
Eurotrans. Nice to meet you.

644
00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:56,550
And within a couple of minutes, he'd
drawn a decent crowd.

645
00:31:57,070 --> 00:32:00,910
Absolute prick. If I wasn't on TV now,
I'd be like, I'd swear up to him.

646
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,110
And say, it's clearly my patch, you
wanker.

647
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:06,029
I'd seen enough.

648
00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:09,870
It was time to find Rob and see how he
got on with that drink magic, Pep.

649
00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,310
Go on then, tell me.

650
00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:20,150
I need more notebook.

651
00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:22,009
What happened?

652
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:24,430
I can only guess the film Star Wars.

653
00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:25,630
Boom!

654
00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:26,890
It was going well.

655
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,460
The first time I did the Star Wars,
people, the crowd was like, what?

656
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,880
And what about the fifth time you did
Star Wars for the same group?

657
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,960
Yeah, they didn't go well.

658
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,800
However... What?

659
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:39,979
Big time.

660
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:40,980
Earned a couple of dollars.

661
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,079
I've got an idea.

662
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,080
Yep.

663
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,940
We buy Caesar's Palace.

664
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,680
Let's take our earnings.

665
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,680
Double it. Turn them into winning. Big
time. Let's go.

666
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320
Or not.

667
00:33:00,590 --> 00:33:02,350
Have you actually, like, done a casino?

668
00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:04,350
No, I'm not really a gambler.

669
00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:07,610
Like, it looks fun, but I don't
understand any of the games.

670
00:33:07,890 --> 00:33:10,989
It's a bit embarrassing walking through
looking like this. I just think find

671
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:11,869
something easy.

672
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:12,829
What's easy?

673
00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:16,170
Um... Like, that looks fun, but I don't
understand it. Let's just do roulette.

674
00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,610
Here we go. There's a space at a
roulette table.

675
00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:20,369
Hi. Hello.

676
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:21,830
Have we got to play roulette?

677
00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:23,150
Come on, do it.

678
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,550
Okay. So we just put it on one we want?

679
00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:27,030
Do it on red.

680
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,090
Do you reckon red?

681
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,170
I recommend.

682
00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:30,730
Yeah, but you work for the casino.

683
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,870
Shall we go red? I'll still red. I'll
still red. Okay, all on red. Really?

684
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:36,070
we're going to go all on red.

685
00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,350
All in. All on red, please.

686
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:43,749
One spin of the roulette wheel stood
between us and the beginning of a night

687
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,610
Las Vegas we'd never forget.

688
00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:50,150
Black guy.

689
00:33:53,970 --> 00:33:54,909
Black guy.

690
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:55,759
Did we lose?

691
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,760
Yeah. You lost. You lost, okay.

692
00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:59,180
The opposite colour.

693
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,100
The wrong one, all right. The wrong one.

694
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,300
Cool. Okay, well, see you later, guys.

695
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Well, thanks a lot.

696
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,620
Thanks, guys. See you next time.

697
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,620
Okay. What do we do now?

698
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:11,080
I don't know. We've got no money left.

699
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,340
Is that gambling?

700
00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:13,540
Yeah.

701
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,560
It's hard, isn't it?

702
00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:16,780
Really hard.

703
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,239
It's not as much fun as it looks.

704
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:20,219
What an absolute tragic end to the day.

705
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,919
We spent the past week in Vegas trying
to become magicians. We'd scrape through

706
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:40,738
our street magic test. And now we
graduated

707
00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:44,179
to take on the encore of Penn and Teller
at Friday night show.

708
00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:48,859
One of the hardest tricks we've ever
done that we no longer do. It's not an

709
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:49,860
trick.

710
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,659
It was the day of our performance and we
were starting early.

711
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,739
to give us a hope of being ready for
tonight's show. Hi, Nate. We were

712
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:04,640
Nathan Santucci, one of Penn and Teller's
trusted magical advisors.

713
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,140
Let's learn a magic trick. Yeah.

714
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,619
Nate had the next eight hours to work a
miracle on us. If you're not

715
00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:15,899
claustrophobic, if you're not allergic
to silicone bits, lubricants, you'll

716
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,080
do fine. How are you, really?

717
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,680
I'm all right. I've never used leave in
small spaces.

718
00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:22,060
No, where do you use it?

719
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,300
All over the room.

720
00:35:24,779 --> 00:35:28,259
Claustrophobia and lube didn't sound
very magical, but when we saw what the

721
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,960
trick was, it started to make sense.

722
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:38,640
Liftoff to love is a complex and
physically demanding body separation

723
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,119
We need to work as a team, and most
importantly, keep time with the music so

724
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,120
that we hit our cues.

725
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,080
I drew the short straw, so I'd be
playing teller.

726
00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:56,930
And that involved sliding around in a
concealed lubricated box.

727
00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:03,769
Oh, wow, this is slippy. You look

728
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,490
funny there, Rob.

729
00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:08,050
Look at that.

730
00:36:08,410 --> 00:36:09,930
You look like you're trying to escape
from prison.

731
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:11,910
This is how my dad did it.

732
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,250
Oh, shit.

733
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:16,550
What happened? I smashed my nail on the
handle.

734
00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:20,129
Romesh has got the harder job. He's
slipping around in there like a snake

735
00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:21,310
in the cellar.

736
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,550
And I'm banging boxes on his head.

737
00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:24,790
Kick the lid in.

738
00:36:26,010 --> 00:36:28,050
I'm sorry, it's not yet. Fuck's sake.

739
00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:31,570
Yeah, sorry, that is open now.

740
00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:35,290
Jesus. Everybody's worst nightmare is to
be trapped in a dark box.

741
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:37,190
And that is what I have to do for this
trick.

742
00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:41,330
Hello? You still talking?

743
00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:42,650
No.

744
00:36:43,190 --> 00:36:45,230
I wasn't enjoying being a human mole.

745
00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:49,409
And to make things worse, Penn decided
to come out to see how we were getting

746
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,910
on. Look at him go. You're learning
this.

747
00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:52,780
Thanks for the pep talk, Ben.

748
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:55,980
But it was clear we weren't learning
fast enough.

749
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,000
Come on, let's reset and do it again.

750
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:04,519
With only a few hours before curtain up,
we were running out of time to get our

751
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:05,499
act together.

752
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,460
Hold on. Rob, have I gone too fast?
You've gone way too far.

753
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,340
Nothing about it is going right.

754
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,740
It's horrendous. And also, it's really
frightening in that box.

755
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:18,969
No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't
match the speed of Ped and Teller's

756
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:24,070
performance. The main problem is it
takes Romesh ages to tumble along.

757
00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:25,350
Oh, bollocks.

758
00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:26,470
Was it legs next?

759
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,310
No arm, innit?

760
00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:32,150
We're not going to be able to do it. I
hate the training.

761
00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:34,550
And as of right now, I hate Rob.

762
00:37:34,810 --> 00:37:41,610
I can't see how this works. I'm not
doing it in like a fake set of the

763
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:44,890
Cannot. We cannot do this trick.

764
00:37:49,710 --> 00:37:54,129
The marathon training session was
finally over, but there was still one

765
00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:55,810
part of the show that we neglected.

766
00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:59,250
To be true Vegas magicians, we had to
look the part.

767
00:37:59,490 --> 00:38:03,609
So Penn and Teller's costume department
had arranged some magical looks for us

768
00:38:03,610 --> 00:38:04,610
try out.

769
00:38:07,190 --> 00:38:09,490
Find a few outfits, see which works
best.

770
00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:11,670
You want to look good for the big show?

771
00:38:12,839 --> 00:38:13,960
I'm ready for you.

772
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,100
Has this one got a name?

773
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,558
Well, it's a lot.

774
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,780
Criss Angel. Oh, no.

775
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:21,480
I can't. I don't think I can look at
you.

776
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,400
That's horrible. That is so... You don't
look real.

777
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,900
You look like a baddie from Despicable
Me.

778
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,159
I just can't work out what I'm looking
at. Like, why are you getting an

779
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,000
erection? By the way, your arms look
great.

780
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:35,420
You go and get... I'm going to wipe you
out. You keep that on.

781
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,320
OK. Ron?

782
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,160
Yeah? How are you feeling?

783
00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:44,010
Yeah, I feel all right. I've got a
couple of outfits in here. Okay.

784
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:47,569
The first one, I'm going to try and sort
of, cos we're a double act, try and

785
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:48,529
match with you.

786
00:38:48,530 --> 00:38:49,448
You ready?

787
00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:50,450
Yeah.

788
00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:02,390
You know you can see the top of the
cubic bush, don't you?

789
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:03,368
Like that?

790
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:04,368
Yeah.

791
00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:05,790
It's so low, that. Sorry.

792
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:08,030
Shall I try to jack it off?

793
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:12,100
I just... Are you... Let's open it up.

794
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,720
That's a bicycle.

795
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,700
Do you care where your trousers are on
your body at all?

796
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,540
Because you've got about three solid
inches of arse crack in that mirror.

797
00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:26,460
Is that alright? That's better, yeah.

798
00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,960
Do we look like a double act?

799
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,560
We look like a pair of novelty salt and
pepper shakers.

800
00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:40,630
Shall I put it on the maybe pile? I can
actually smell you. Go and get changed.

801
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:41,649
Okay.

802
00:39:41,650 --> 00:39:43,250
The maybe pile.

803
00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,530
I feel sick.

804
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:47,230
It's the kind of magic.

805
00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,950
It's the kind of magic.

806
00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,950
It was nearly showtime.

807
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,610
The kind of magic.

808
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,230
Good evening!

809
00:40:13,899 --> 00:40:15,120
I've mined here tonight.

810
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:19,800
Figured there are 1 ,912 jelly beans in
there.

811
00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:26,080
That's your card, Beth. Take a look at
it. Remember it? Is that your card?

812
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,200
God damn it. Just drop it.

813
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:30,860
Jesus Christ. Okay.

814
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,460
We looked something like magicians, but
we didn't feel like magicians.

815
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:57,179
Penn and Teller were wrapping up their
incredible show, and we were not looking

816
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:58,880
forward to our special encore
performance.

817
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,200
We try to represent this as a two
-person show.

818
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,920
I think we made a good choice for the
outfit.

819
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,160
I think not too much.

820
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:07,180
I think it looks powerful.

821
00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:12,590
I feel like I'm a baddie in Star Wars.
I'm about to unleash hell.

822
00:41:12,810 --> 00:41:16,710
If we came out as baddies in Star Wars
like this, it's the end of the

823
00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:21,049
My name is Benjamin Porter Teller. We're
Ben and Teller. Thanks a lot. Good

824
00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:22,050
night.

825
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:26,450
Listen, I think we just focus.

826
00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:28,270
We trust in magic.

827
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:29,870
We've been on this journey.

828
00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:31,790
Okay, trust in magic. And I'll be
honest, I don't think we've got it.

829
00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:33,050
Trust in magic?

830
00:41:33,170 --> 00:41:34,730
I don't know. I'm trying to give a pep
talk.

831
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:37,170
Okay, we're going to trust in magic.
What's going on?

832
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,460
Don't do this to me. Yeah.

833
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,280
Why did I say that?

834
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:48,040
But at this stage, trusted in magic was
the only hope he had left.

835
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:55,279
Okay, thank you. We're going to end with
a very special encore. A couple of

836
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:00,459
buddies of ours from England. Here is
Rob and Ramesh with Penn and Teller's

837
00:42:00,460 --> 00:42:01,920
Liftoff to Love.

838
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,440
This is lift -off alarm.

839
00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:20,260
Woo!

840
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,360
20 seconds in and our timings were
already out.

841
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,280
I blasted off way too early.

842
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:32,980
God!

843
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:40,309
And having Penn and Teller watch as we
slowly destroyed their trick wasn't

844
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:41,310
helping.

845
00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:43,430
Fucking hell.

846
00:42:46,570 --> 00:42:47,570
Oh, God.

847
00:42:50,390 --> 00:42:56,270
Oh, fuck.

848
00:42:57,550 --> 00:43:00,050
It couldn't have been going much worse.

849
00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:01,630
Oh.

850
00:43:16,450 --> 00:43:17,450
Oh, fuck it.

851
00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:51,260
if you could even call it that, is
without doubt a crime against magic.

852
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,699
But once the shell -shocked audience had
left, we had a grovelling apology to

853
00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,700
make to our hosts.

854
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:00,320
I can't even look you in the eye.

855
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:05,360
It's the worst thing I've ever done. I
feel so sorry we sullied your theatre.

856
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:08,460
We're really sorry. And actually, we
thought you were great before.

857
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,340
This has been a real insight.

858
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,140
I just don't know how you do it. We told
you it had some hard parts in it. Yeah,

859
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,980
the hard parts were the trick.

860
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:20,229
Thank you so much for at least letting
us attend. Yeah, honestly, it's been an

861
00:44:20,230 --> 00:44:21,230
absolute privilege.

862
00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:24,030
Our magical journey had ended in epic
failure.

863
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,670
But that wasn't going to stop Rob from
looking for a silver lining.

864
00:44:29,130 --> 00:44:30,290
Joe, I think that went well.

865
00:44:31,550 --> 00:44:32,488
What? In a way.

866
00:44:32,490 --> 00:44:33,428
What went well?

867
00:44:33,430 --> 00:44:36,450
We did street magic very well. Yeah. In
our own ways.

868
00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:40,369
Mentally. Yeah. You did some of your
nerdy hiding the card stuff. Well, I

869
00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:44,109
actually learned a trick. You took a
night pad with you. Jeff McBride, new

870
00:44:44,110 --> 00:44:45,110
friend of ours.

871
00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:47,430
Yeah. We can always go back to his magic
school.

872
00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:49,770
We've got a wand. We've got a few
tricks.

873
00:44:50,010 --> 00:44:52,529
Like, we didn't do the main thing, but
we did all the other stuff. No, we

874
00:44:52,530 --> 00:44:55,529
do the main challenge, like the main
point of it all. We are magicians, but

875
00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:56,530
very good ones.

876
00:44:56,710 --> 00:44:58,230
No. And that's not stopped us for
comedy.

877
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,030
No, certainly not in your case. Right,
do you want to go for a drink?

878
00:45:01,530 --> 00:45:04,410
Yeah. Hit the strip. I might do a trick
when we're at the bar.

879
00:45:04,650 --> 00:45:05,690
What's that, what, pay for the round?

880
00:45:05,930 --> 00:45:07,210
Come on! Yes, Becky!

881
00:45:07,450 --> 00:45:08,870
Are we going to get changed first? No!

882
00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:12,110
Oh, yeah? Just go into a bar, just like
this, and dominate.

883
00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:16,479
I don't really want to... We'll smash
them. You'll be like, three times, I'll

884
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,160
Star Wars. Yes, please, two pints.

885
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,019
For a trick, we're going to try and wear
these outfits without getting beat or

886
00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:23,880
not. What's that? Yeah, my nipples do
look in different directions.

887
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,260
Yeah, what's that? What's that got to do
with you?

888
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:26,860
We're the Pitt twins. Deal with it.

889
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,320
Very superstitious.

890
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,960
Writing's on the wall.

891
00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:39,900
Very superstitious.

892
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,140
Let us out.

893
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:53,709
13 months old baby, broke the looking

894
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:54,710
glass.

895
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,310
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